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Congratulations, O Wonderful Customer!

If you are reading this, then that means you have just purchased our newest model as seen in our fabulous Wind Waker catalogue-the Ganondorf Dragmire (version 2.0), as made by the lovely manufacturers of the Hyrule Company. Please carefully read through this guide in order to optimize on satisfaction and proper maitenance of your purchased model.

Technical Specifications

Name: Ganondorf Dragmire (will also respond to Ganon)

Location of Manufacture: Hyrule

Type: Evil Overlord

Height: This model's height varies upon where it happens to be standing. It normally stands at 6'5" and can grow up to 14' at certain distances. Don't worry, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. This is normal for your unit.

Weight: This unit cannot be weighed, nor does it wish to be.

Note: Any inquiries made to your unit about its weight may result in bodily harm and the Hyrule Company is not liable for any permanent injuries.

Length: This unit's length cannot be measured.

Level of Skill: So skilled he'll make your head spin.

Occupation: King of Evil, Hyrule's Bane, Sorceror-Thief, Gerudo King, etc...

Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) comes with the following accessories:

1) One set of awesome looking black robes.

2) One head jewel.

3) One pair of really sharp swords.

4) One Triforce of Power.

5) One very large king-sized bed with its own linens and 50' high canopy.

6) One very large pet bird.

Installation:

When unloading your brand new GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) from its box, it is important to make sure that you are not close to any body of water for your new unit is very touchy about large bodies of water and will malfunction. Upon feeling the first touch of a healthy, non-ruin filled wind, your new model will awaken and step outside of its container. Your unit will look around, evaluating its surroundings and you, before decidig on its course of action. Once he deems you not a threat, quickly dispose of the box and packing peanuts responsibly. Be good to the world; think green.

Treat your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) with respect for the first couple of days, for while it is not terribly temperamental, it will not hesitate to throw you off the side of a tower (or the nearest, tallest building within a two mile radius of its location) for your cheek and disrespect towards its person. It is also not very touchy-feely, so if you get within its personal space, prepare to have your hands cut off.

Note: We do not cover your life insurance.

Alternate Method of Installation: Toss the box-still covered in packing tape, rope and shipping chains-into a pool/lake/ocean, hot tub. If you get decapitated by a very angry (and wet) King of Evil, ring us up.

WARNING: If you are a blonde woman between the ages of 14-20, we advise you to have someone else open up your box for you. Possibly a blond teenaged boy between the ages of 12-17. The unit has a strange urge to strangle the first blond it sees and will be more inclined to choke (and possibly shake) a male, than a female, if forced to choose.

Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) has seven different modes:

King of Evil (Default mode)

Birdcaller

Babysitter

Seldavia

Puppet

OOC (Level 10 Lock)

Depressed (Level 11 Lock)

Note: The only way to unlock OOC mode, is for you to buy a special Fanfiction license from our sister company, by calling them at our toll free number 1-800-O-HYRULE. Do not expect your call to connect with our customer service operators. Most likely all communications will have been cut off. If that's the case, make sure to have a DAPHNES unit on hand.

Interactions with other units:

Toon Link – Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit will most likely ignore this unit at first, because it cannot take such a pipsqueak seriously. Eventually, your unit will grow weary of its presence and might try to have TOON LINK removed permanently through various means, such as feeding him to his pet bird or making him go through various dangerous dungeons armed with a measly shield and a mystical sword that doesn't work. If your TOON LINK unit ever happens to come across all the pieces of the Triforce of Courage, keep him far, far, far, faaaaaar away. Lock him up in the Sacred Realm or have him magically deported to Termina, but keep him away from your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit. For his own safety and the world's. (And by world, we mean the sunken kingdom of Hyrule.)

Amendment: We apologize for the confusion. Starting from 'going through various dungeons' to 'mystical sword that doesn't work', the description for interaction between the TOON LINK and GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) units is inaccurate and was actually supposed to be for our DAPHNES unit. Once again, we apologize for any inconvenience this may incurr.

Tetra – Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit will see the spunky TETRA unit as nothing more than a troublesome sea rat. While he would not do her any direct harm on his own, when provoked by a TETRA unit in ANNOYING PUPPY mode, he will strangle her to within an inch of her life. When he meets the TETRA unit while she is in PRINCESS mode, he will kidnap her and possibly put her to sleep in his very large bed for no adequately explored reason. For the safety of both the TETRA unit and the world, it is best to keep these two apart.

Daphnes – Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit will see this unit as a great threat and will go to great lengths to kill it.

Note: Be advised that any talking boat/car/train/tricycle/vehicle calling itself the King of Lions is the DAPHNES unit in disguise and that any boy following it should be quickly sent home, before he gets hurt. Especially if it is the TOON LINK unit. If not, prepare to wash the blood stains out of the carpet. We suggest using the pinesol and bleach.

Cleaning your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0):

Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is a fully capable self-cleaning unit and does not require aid in personal hygiene. However, he will not decline if you offer to wash his clothes (and bed linen) for him. Your unit will take a bath once every couple of days, due to its general dislike to large amounts of water. Do not force it to bathe every day. We are pretty sure he will choke you for your insolence.

F.A.Q. Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When I received my new unit, I ended up with this weird pig beast in a bathrobe that keeps yelling 'YOU WILL DIE PLEASE!' while flailing really animatedly. What's wrong with it and where's my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit?

A: How did that happen? Somehow, you have received a discontinued GANON (ver 0.0.1 CD-i) unit which should have been scrapped years ago during the earlier development stages of our company. Due to its strange, animated movements, annoying voice and repeat lines and bad overall performance it was discontinued and recalled. To send it back, we suggest holding a flashlight to it (with the light on) and force it back into its box along with your receipt and proof of purchase. If it doesn't manage to succeed in killing you for daring to bring light into its lair, we'll send you the correct model within a week.

Q: My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit won't eat anything I give him. What can I do?

A: Are you, by any chance, feeding him fish? Most likely it is depressing him, just from looking at it. Try some chicken instead.

Q: My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit just stands around, staring at the distance dramatically. What's up with that?

A: Your unit has simply been locked into Depressed mode. Most likely you're in a place surrounded by water or a place with lots of sand, or something else that triggers his memories. Don't worry, this eventually passes on its own within a week or so. If it doesn't, we suggest buying yourself a DAPHNES unit. Even though it will incite your unit to anger, at least he won't be depressed anymore.

Q: My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit has suddenly taken an interest in my past and keeps yelling at me for not knowing who my ancestors were and where I came from. Why is this?

A: Your unit has most likely gone into Seldavia mode. While in this mode your model will act not quite a villain, yet not quite a hero and will be helpful to you while also acting very distant. It's not bad, but if you prefer your unit to be in its default mode of King of Evil, we suggest shoving your unit into the nearest body of water that is deeper than six feet. He'll get the point then.

Q: My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) has been stoned! What do I do?

A: It's your own fault really, as we of Hyrule Company have no liabilities pertaining to the use of drugs and substances. Smoking is bad for yours and your unit's health.

Q: No, I mean he was turned into stone!

A: Ah. Well, there is not much we can do about it. Put him in the lawn as an ornamanet and may we interest you in the next GANONDORF DRAGMIRE model from the Twilight Princess series?

Troubleshooting:

Problem: Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit has suddenly started kidnapping young girls from all over your neighbourhood.

Answer: Your unit is simply looking for Princess Zelda, which is, in actuality, the TETRA unit in the same series as your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0). Simply help the girls escape and tell him TOON LINK did it, if he realizes the girls have disappeared. He will eventually stop this behaviour after a few days, ince he gets it out of his system.

Problem: Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit won't start up properly. Even after you've exposed it to non-ruin-filled winds.

Answer: In all likelihood, your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is just messing with you. Use the alternate method of installation. That should get him up.

Problem: Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit is acting strange with the TETRA unit you bought.

Answer: You might want to invest in a lawyer.

Problem: My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit is shouting at me about fate and destiny, how can I get him to stop?

Answer: Your GANONDROF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit is about to go into what we at Hyrule Company like to call 'Dramatic Speech mode'. It is, most likely, a submode of King of Evil and cannot be easily stopped. We suggest earplugs and ignoring him, although it might be hazardous to your health. Research shows that when your unit acts like this, he is close to reuniting the three pieces of the Triforce and resurrecting Hyrule. In which case, we suggest earplugs and a very good boat. Especially if a DAPHNES unit, in Cock Block mode, is nearby.

Ending Notes:

Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit comes with a very generous 500-year warranty. We do not offer extended warranty services past 500 years. If your unit is damaged or wounded in some way, feel free not to return it to the manufacturers. Nothing is worse than an injured King of Evil, specifically when it is a critically injured King of Evil. However, if you find that you must absolutely return your unit, feel free to tranquilize him, and ship it back to us with your proof of purchase and your receipt for your full money back.

We of the Hyrule Company wish you eventful times with your Wind Waker unit and thank you for purchasing the GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit from us. Enjoy!

The sequel to the first GANONDORF: A Owner's Manual!

This time, with ore Wind Waker and silly in-jokes from other series and such things!

As per usual, post some questions if you want some silly answers in return. XD

Also...a little challenge to the writers (and some artists) out there.

Challenge is this: Write about owning a GANONDORF DRAGMIRE unit. Whether it is it predecessor the 1.0 of Ocarina of Time, the 2.0 or the yet to appear 3.0 of Twilight Princess. Go nuts and have fun! Do you get along with your unit? Does your unit hate it? Has it finally succeeded in world domination?!

The fate of the world...is in your hands. XD
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:iconnaoki-de-robespierre:
I love this one too, how could I choose? Could I buy a Ganondorf Dragmire 1.0 AND a Ganondorf Dragmire 2.0? :p
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
Dear costumer service, i bought the 1.0 2.0 for gannondorf and links (toon link not included) and they are friends! O_o i know that link and gannondorf hate each other but they get along like they were friends since the beginning of time! what do i do!?
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Akayla19 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
LOVE IT!
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Kierany9 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
If you wish to return your Ganondorf please mail it to the following address:

252 Incinerator Road
Landfill town
Trashville
Hyrule

Thank you for returning any Ganondorfs. You will be refunded the full price.
You will be charged double the original price for returning your Ganondorf
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Zeldafreek102 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish this thing really exsisted!
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Naxios10 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
HA!!!!!!

Oh man, that is hilarious! "Seldavia Mode", I like that...... oh dear.....
Maybe... maybe I will have to write about getting a Ganondorf unit...... hurrr......
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CarinaVahinian Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I want one!
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iKiska Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Student General Artist
"Weight: This unit cannot be weighed, nor does it wish to be." <-- And now I lol'd :lol:

These are hilarious :hug:
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whoppy-deh-duh Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
problem 1: my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit has recently started to show interest in my computer. i didn't really mind it at first, but now he started browsing on the internet, and it's only a matter of time until he will find fan art. how can i stop him?
problem 2: my family's apartment has a view to the ocean, and i think it's starting to affect him. what do i do?
question: my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) unit started to show affection towards me, like calling me a cute little girl and helping me with my homework. i didn't get a fanfiction licence and i don't intend to, so i'm kinda scared, and i would like to know what caused it.
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
discunect the computer and just go along with the affectin.
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BonJiro Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
To whom it may concern;

Being a long time customer, I purchased a GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) to keep my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 1.0) company, and so that their conflicting approaches toward world domination might keep them both at bay.

However, after a while of discussing things, Ver 1.0 discovered his 'canonical future', which Ver 2.0 has kindly relayed to him. This led to a heated argument, and Ver 2.0 is currently on my balcony, looking towards the coast wistfully, while Ver 1.0 entered (what I hope is just rage) what looks to be OSHITSON mode as described in your manual, and has taken off on me.

When I tried employing the help of Ver 2.0, Ver 1.0 managed to destroy the Giant Pet Bird accessory, after which Ver 2.0 started to make forlorn speeches, which only served highten Ver 1.0's rage-- He ended up tearing down half my house and transforming into a giant pig.

As advised, I kept my distance from Ver 1.0 at this point, but Ver 2.0, whom I've been talking about fate with for the last three hours, has begun to laugh maniacally.

Not having found a solution to this in Ver 2.0's manual, and the solution to such a thing in Ver 1.0's case not working, I have locked myself in a cage for good measure and would like to know what my options are, as I do not own any LINK or ZELDA unit.

Yours faithfully,

(Shortly to be deceased) BonJiro.
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RileyTehRiolu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Student Writer
Problem: I'm a 13 year old blonde girl who has to wear a dress to please my mother. Now, I have to wear it all. the. time. The first day I wore it, my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE(v3.0) unit wouldn't stop staring at me. Now, every time I see him, he looks at me, grins darkly, and laughs quietly to himself. What should I do?
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:iconana-the-beatlemaniac:
This .Is .WIN!!!:iconhappyganondorfplz:
:+fav:
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chibby-random Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I accept your challenge!

Problem: I recently purchased a GANONDORF DRAGMIRE(v3.0) unit. Shortly after getting it home, my sister started staring vacantly into space for no reason. Now she's behaving strangely, and my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE unit has dissappeared!
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jerryjr Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
he toke over her body!
where is mr popo when you need hi...
(the mr popo unit killed the typer so i am now free! MAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!)
xD
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Anime-Guru1217 Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh god XD hilarious! I think I'll check out the OoT Ganon...lol.

Anyway nice job! You made a very good instruction book :iconimhappyplz:
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sapphire-warg Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
These make me giggle. :D I think I'll try the challenge.

Dear Customer Service,

My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) has recently become aware of my video game playing habits, discovered my Nintendo GameCube, and created his own save file in the port of The Ocarina of Time. Right now he mostly contents himself making Link jump off of cliffs or having him attack Cuccos until they become enraged, but he is making progress in the game, and I don't know how much longer I can keep him from finding my copy of The Wind Waker. How can I distract him from the games, and what should I do if he cannot be distracted?

Thank you,

A Somewhat Worried Customer
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
Yay! I love making people giggle! =D

Dear Somewhat Worried Customer,

As your GANONDRF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is a curious beast and will most likely sniff out your copy of Wind Waker without fail and no amount of distraction will keep him from boldly going where no Ganondorf has gone before. Research shows that it is best to make your units (is they are ver 2.0 and after) games from alternate timelines. According to our consultants, we advise for you to leave out a copy of Twilight Princess for your unit to find. Alternatively, you may also buy him a DS and the sequels, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. Phantom Hourglass will keep him amply distracted and Spirit Tracks will give him hope for a New Hyrule to conquer in the future.

Thank you,

Customer Service
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sapphire-warg Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:

Problem: I think my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is raising an army; when I returned from my classes, I was "greeted" by several small, bloodthirsty, reanimated skeletons (which also explains what happened to all the dead opossums, foxes, and squirrels that disappeared from the roadside during the five hours I was away). I also noticed that the bats are much more active and have become aggressive, and I've found huge canine paw prints near the garden.
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
Oh, dear. MOAR problems? XD

Answer:

We suggest that you sit your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) down and have a talk with him about world domination and how it's bad for him. If he hasn't decapitated you or fed you to his undead minions--way to go. If not, we are not responsible for your life insurance.

Another way of deaing with this problem is scheduling a 'play date' between TOON LINK, TETRA and DAPHNES units...all at the same time. The downside here is that your GANONDORF (ver 2.0) might be turned into a lawn ornament with a sword sticking out of its head.

The third option is to get on your unit's good side and offer to bake him pies or cake. Or both.

As for the huge canine paw prints, we've recently experienced some technical and security difficulties in our factories/facilities. There may be a LINK (ver 3.0) running around in TWILIGHT mode within your vicinity and we suggest either keeping your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) out of sight or to call Animal Control.

Thank you.
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sapphire-warg Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Q: I have not purchased a Fanfiction license, but my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) has recently become very interested in cuddling. I certainly don't mind all the cuddling, but I still wonder what could be causing it. Could my GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) have an ulterior motive? Should I be worried?
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Seldavia Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
OMG. Seldavia mode. That's awesome.

Just as funny as the last one. I love it.

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Q: My GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (2.0) spends every day sitting on the couch eating potato chips. What should I do?
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
Yeap. You get your own mode! =D

And lol! A potato chip question!

Hmm...

A: We suggest getting/renting a DAPHNES unit. That should get your unit to stop being a couch potato. We should caution you, though...prolonged exposure to DAPHNES (especially in Cock Block and Supreme Jerk modes) will cause your unit to heavily malfunction and start attacking everything he sees.

That, or be locked into Seldavia mode, which would also unlock the DAPHNES' own Seldavia mode.

If this happens, we heartilly suggest investing in a boat.
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Seldavia Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Q: I put my unit in Babysitter mode, but it doesn't seem to be working. He keeps shutting my nephew in a cage in the basement with his giant bird.
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
A: There is a very good explanation for this. Three very good explanations in fact.

1. Your newphew is clearly not female.

2. Your nephew is clearly not a female with blonde hair.

3. Your nephew is clearly not a blonde female named Zelda.

Suggestion: Next time you get your GANDONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) to babysit, dress your nephew up as Zelda. As opposed to him being locked up in a cage in a basement with his pet bird, he will now be put into a magical sleep in the unit's overly large bed for an indefinate amount of time. Don't worry, your unit will keep proper watch.
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SilverBellsAbove Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
I would accept as well! :D

Though I do have several question about this model of Ganondorf, inquiring my imminent purchase:

1) Is it possible to house him in a space that would seem superficially too small? I have heard you have an additional kit that includes the means to connect any space to a Dark Tower with more room...

2) After about how long should I wait after at least cordial relations insue to take him out in public? I cannot help but think he would be fascinated walking around my campus... it's quite windy.

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So, I bought my Ganondorf 2.0 unit, and I have one more question for customer support:

My Ganondorf seems to be obsessively exercising. I know asking him about his weight is a ticket to the Other Side, and I didn't do it, but for some reason he sneaks away while I'm in class and has been doing crazy things like lifting boulders and running miles behind my back, thinking I don't notice. It's a little hard to not notice when his clothes are beginning to not fit him anymore... I'm not complaining; the sight is becoming increasingly nice, but what should I do? Is this some kind of malfunction? How can I get a pair of robes for him in a snugger size that fits?
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
Alright. To answer your questions:

1) Yes, it is possible and we do have such a kit. However, your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is a skilled sorcerer and is more than capable of pulling off his own sort of home renovations. Just ask him to do so, if he hasn't secretly done it already.

2) We suggest at least two weeks of cordial relations/contact. If you haven't been killed within the first two weeks of acquaintance, then your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) will be more than pleased to follow you around, if only to see something different or to 'feel a different wind' as the Vietnamese say. Please be sure that the winds that blow around your campus are not filled with ruin. The last thing you want is a depressed King of Evil.

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Answer:

Has your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) met its predecessor, the GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (1.0)? All the units in this series are not equiped to deal with paradox situations and seeing the thinner, younger version of himself must have triggered a neural malfunction within its operating system. If this is the case, there is nothing we can do, except offer to refund your money or an exchange. However, if you prefer watching your unit lose weight and regain its former glorious physique, we suggest you stock up on some small sized clothes. And invest in a very good digital camera.
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SilverBellsAbove Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
Dear Customer Service,

I am exceedingly happy with my GANONDORF(2.0) unit, and I have a question about keeping a Ganondorf in a college dormitory.

(Space is not an issue; I found a Dark Portal in the bottom of my closet and I am sure he has his own room down there. He has not invited me inside yet, if he ever will.)

How do you suggest I cover up the fact that a huge evil-looking man keeps walking out of my female dormitory whenever he wants? (Thankfully, it seems that he's hexed my roommates not to notice him, however that works.) Is there any way to dissuade him from simply leaving my room when it's not safe or proper to do so? And if not, what is an appropriate cover story I may use?

In addition, despite your writing that he bathes every few days, he has taken to keeping clean more often than that, for he's discovered how to work the shower and he prefers it to a bath. Is that related to the minor malfunction my previous message concerned, or is it separate? It's as if he's taking effort to appear extra-presentable. I have not activated his OOC mode, nor tampered with him or voided the warranty beyond the previous malfunction (I should not have taken him to see Seldavia herself. She had a V1.0 on loan for the day at the time). What can he be up to?

Thank you,

A Somewhat Embarrassed and Concerned Customer
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
Dear Somewhat Embarrassed and Concerned Customer:

Our best advice is to consider his physical age and your own physical age. If he can visibly pass for a step-father/uncle/older brother of some sort, that should work out. If not, your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is a very crafty sort and can probably hypnotize everyone into thinking he's an attractive Gerudo woman taking classes. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if he's taken over your campus by now and is, secretly, controlling your school's dean/principal/ombudsman/etc.

However, if you must try to dissassuade him, we suggest trying to reason with him. Your GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) is not entirely without rational thought and might take your concerns into consideration.

Either that, or he will be sneakier when leaving your dorm.

As for the bathing issue, there is a key difference between bathing and taking a shower and has nothing to do with the Seldavia related malfunction. As the water washes away into the drain and not simply remain, your unit feels it is much safer to clean itself this way and will enjoy it to the fullest.

As for the issue of him trying to be more presentable, it might have to do with the fact that your unit came into contact with Seldavia, of which one of its modes was named.

Your unit will either start showing behaviour typical of a Seldavia mode GANONDORF DRAGMIRE (ver 2.0) or the he is slowly shifting towards OOC mode, after meeting the 1.0 unit AND Seldavia at the same time. Remember: paradox = bad.

If your unit starts going insane, feel free to order a TOON LINK unit from us to rectify the situation...permanently.

Sincerely,

Customer Service
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magicalme007 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*3* I would totally accept your challenge!
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Avada-kevdvra Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011
DEN DO EET
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:iconlunarxshinobi:
LunarXShinobi Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student General Artist
:3 I love thee even more now!!!

I can't wait for the Twilight Princess one!!!! *excited squeal*
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Tee-hee. It shall be awwwwesome!

Although I have the urge to do a separate one for Brawl...XD I have a feeling the Brawl version of Ganon would be ten times as sillier.
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LunarXShinobi Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student General Artist
Ganon prances in Brawl.

and you should dooo ittttttt!
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
So I heard. XD And he hangs around with Pokemon. And Bowser. XD
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LunarXShinobi Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student General Artist
He really worries me in that game.
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
I think he worries everyone. >_>;

His mothers must be rolling in their graves.
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LunarXShinobi Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student General Artist
*solemn nod*

Hero of Time link is laughing in his.
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Oh, yes. Laughing reeeeeal hard.

Although, he didn't escape Melee by a long shot. XD He got out of Brawl, but not Melee.
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KK6665Player Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student Writer
I've read the two parts of this you have so far and I love them. :D I might just have to write a piece on having a Ganon in my house...

I'd love to see how the Ganons would all react to each other. XD
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Actually, it is not wise to stick any of the Ganons together. They are not wired to handle a Paradox situation. XD
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KK6665Player Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student Writer
XD Ah, I see. It's good I found out before getting the three of them into the same room...

I shall take special care of my Ganondorf! :nod:
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Very good then! Make sure he is well treated! =D A happy Evil King is a good Evil King...somehow. XD
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KK6665Player Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student Writer
XD Indeed! Oh, that reminds me of something else I wanted to ask: if I let my Ganon get more used to me and the enviornment that he lives in, will he still misbehave, or will I be able to get closer to him?
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
He will eventually get close enough to be fond of you in the way an uncle becomes fond of his errant niece. But he will still misbehave, regardless of how close you get to him.

If you want him to act a lot more adoring, you'll need to buy a fanfiction license to put him into OOC mode. XD
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KK6665Player Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Student Writer
Okay, thank you. That's all I needed to know, I believe. :D I can't wait to see (3.0) when it's released!
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
lol Alright. Have fun with your Ganondorf 2.0! =D
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paradoxataur Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Slight typo, only one I noticed: the Note at the end of the Interactions section. DAHPNES.
;B

Like I said, VERY slight. Just thought I'd let you know. :'B

And you'll be happy to know I haven't died yet. :'D
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galassiel Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
Whoops! Well, fixed it. XD

Sadly, it took me two tries. Apparently, I hate Daphnes so much I couldn't spell his name right.
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paradoxataur Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
I don't blame you. XD
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